Political Conversation 1

Below is a real conversation I had with another person about politics. I did not know the answers to the questions, my motive for asking was originally to learn the answer. Little did I know it would be so entertaining.

Person: Well I like Palin, she has more experience than Obama.

Me: How many years of experience does she have?

Person: I don't know, but more than Obama.

Me: How many years does Obama have?

Person: Less than Palin.

Me:

No, this wasn't said in jest. This person was quite irritated with me when she had to give me the answer 'less than Palin.'

But....

The herpes guy found another willing participant...Isn't craigslist great?

"Ummmmm, I'm not really into taking it in the ass. But since you have such a big cock, I am willing to make an exception... on one condition. You must take some pictures of me sucking your cock before and after you cum. if you want to take a "POSED" pic of your cock entering my ass, that is cool.

Kisses,
Clarisa"

Braces

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Olga - the hardest working single woman out there

Olga is pretty desperate I think. She e-mails thousands of messages per day and she has tons of different yahoo accounts. She is dedicated to her search and for that I applaud her. I have seen a few ass-clowns reply to her, but I supposed they were not her type afterall since her search continues...

"Greetings!!! I write to you because I was interested with your structure on it Site. My structure Milashka. You will be strongly surprised probably with those that I write to you not from your country, and for many kilometers from you. I live in Russia, but I hope that it will strongly not excite you at dialogue with me as I the same girl as well as millions which live at you. On this site I try to find second half. Unfortunately in Russia I cannot find such the man which liked and respected me. My name is Olga, me of 29 years. If I you have interested that I ask write on my electronic address: **REMOVED**@lycos.co.uk I with the big impatience wait from you for the message. Yours faithfully Olga."

I really hope she finds the man she is looking for soon.

The Next Guy...

So, here's the next guy. He was only turned in because he was grossing out the guy that worked for me...

This guy was a big fan of Craigslist as well and used it for lunch time quickies. He sent out pictures of himself (ahem... His personal private self) and here was one conversation of his:

Employee: Meet me at (Location removed) theater, they have private rooms upstairs. I will be in room 102. You will come in, turn your back to the room, drop your purse and press your body up against the wall. You will be wearing a shirt and short skirt, no bra and lace panties. You will press your body up against the wall next to the door and I will take you from behind.
Oh, make sure you bring a towel, since it isn't all that clean.

Prospective slut: Ooh, you have me all turned on. But I don't have lace panties, so why don't I just wear no panties.

Employee: No, you will wear lace panties. I like lace panties.

Prospective slut: I don't have lace panties baby, but i will look for some. I don't think I can meet you today though. I'm kind of broken out.

Employee: I don't care if you don't look your best and find those lace panties.

Prospective slut: What I meant was that I have herpes, but don't worry it isn't catching if I am not broken out, I just have to wait for a week or so. I hope that doesn't freak you out.

Employee: No problem, I can just wear a rubber. Meet me.

Prospective slut: Really? Today? Okay, I will see you in an hour I guess.

Employee: Sweet, hey if you have one send me a pic. I will see you there.

Prospective slut: Here you go handsome. I can't wait!

(Attached was a pic of a woman/man, an obvious transvestite. Large adams apple, etc. The message was quarantined and release to him approximately 20 minutes prior to his appointment. We don't know if the pic made it there prior to his meeting or not.)

Nothing New - First Guy to get Canned

So I have nothing new, but thought I would share an event that one of the guys on my team caught once... I am not making this up, I swear....

Email coming into company employee:
I saw your ad on Craigslist, what are your rates? How much for a 'happy ending'?

Employee to potential customer:
$75 for standard massage. $100 for massage with me in my underwear. $125 for a massage with me blowing you.

Signed with Employee's name
Company Name
Title
Desk Number

(Classy huh? No liability there...)

Reply to the price list:
How bout $100 option. Motel 6, 6pm tonight.

Multiple customers and repeat customers were caught by our filter and the employee constantly included his company sig line to include logo. Eventually we had to turn this guy in. Oh and who the fuck goes for the $100 option?????

Not My Job

The people that ask the question, 'Does this apply to me?' strike me as folks that want to be involved. It seems that they would enjoy special circumstances and things that only apply to them. Then again, perhaps they are only asking the question because they want to ensure that they are off the hook for that particular task/moment.

There is another group of people that I find far more annoying...the 'Not my job' people. In the amount of time it takes people to push back, they could have fixed the problem.

'You're right asswipe, you weren't the one that fucked it up. But you are part of the group that fucked it up so I am betting that you have the ability to fix it.'

And does it really make these people sleep better at night knowing that they avoided helping someone because they were afraid of a little ownership?

I have to retire...

Seeing this nasty stuff has ruined porn for me. I find now when I watch porn I am just waiting for something really disgusting to happen. I'm not kidding. It is very disturbing that I can't relax and enjoy it anymore. I think I will stick to the lizard people and Frank & Beans adventures.

Hmm, I wonder how long it takes to recover from this type of thing?

Lizards and Football

So I must admit, football season began and I have been distracted. Sorry.

Here is some interesting stuff for ya...Lizard People!!! (from a message we caught)

"I worked out that people who read the book of Revelation have not been taking the words literally. We have heard terms like "mark of the beast" and "the dragon gives his power to the beast," and "whoever does not worship the beast." Well the truth has been shown in front of our eyes all the time. The anti-Christ is a BEAST. He is a creature. I believe he may be one of these reptilians that shape shift and look human.

We all know that Jesus did not call people names like we do to insult another person (you know what I mean. like someone is saying "yo mama..." Those kind of insults). But Jesus said something that had me wondering for a long time why he called some of those who were attacking him "serpents" and "vipers." Is he using this as a comparison to their behaviour or is he talking about their bloodline?

Do not get me wrong. I am NOT claiming that Jews are reptilians.

Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can you escape the damnation of hell?

Again I say, is Jesus calling them serpents and vipers because of their behaviour or because amongst the Jewish leaders certain ones had fallen angel/reptilian DNA somewhere in their bloodline?

In Genesis it clearly says that the sons of God (aliens) had children with earth women. That is why the flood came. God had to wipe out the human/alien hybrids that filled the earth who had become extremely wicked. The bible said the earth was filled with violence.

Genesis 6:1313 And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.

Also Genesis 6:4 says that the sons of God/aliens reappeared after the flood. They then must have started having sex with women again that created the Anakim giant people.

Deuteronomy 1:2828 Whither shall we go up? our brethren have discouraged our heart, saying, The people is greater and taller than we; the cities are great and walled up to heaven; and moreover we have seen the sons of the Anakims there."

The person sending this keeps a blog about this stuff and references David Icke - British author exposes the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. Of course this is all based on the Rothschild family and the illuminati, I think it has something to do with the freemasons etc.

These people aren't alone in their thoughts on this topic...
You Tube has a number of videos that supposedly confirm their existence, for example:
George Bush : Confirmed Reptilian

Again people, I don't make this shit up.

Here we go...Hairy Midgets?

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Getting Back in the Swing

I am back from 'vacation' and I'll be getting back into the swing of things. Why is it that vacation requires vacation?

Plus, do you have any idea what hard work it is coming up with the nasty shit I find to post??!

Shocking?

As has been mentioned, in my profession I see everybody's dirty secrets (as long as they do their nasty stuff at work). After years of looking at this shit I typically find things entertaining or amusing, but rarely shocking. So sweet Sara commented on Frank and Beans asking if anything shocks me anymore. She will remember the last time I was caught off guard, it was fairly recently when a fellow was talking to his friend about looking for more videos involving Brown Docking, he expressed genuine appreciation for this art form...he was not mocking it or watching it out of morbid curiosity. He was into it. Without further ado I bring you:
Brown Docking (no it isn't a video you sick fucks)

But wait, my friends are sick and thought they would one up me and they discovered:
Space Docking

And with that my friends, I am off to enjoy a little vacation.

Frank and Beans - Part 2

So listen, I think Beans is actually gay after all. He is in serious denial though. First they got into a tiff about Beans nasty habit, but never fear - they made up! I was proud of Frank for telling Beans, "I planned on doing it (calling and describing his latest sex act), but you are very pushy with that stuff."

Aaaanywho, onto why I believe Beans' sexuality is now further in question...

Beans: So can you just do "the shirt" thing for more than 8 seconds?
Frank: I don't know
Beans: Can we meet tomorrow for "the shirt" please? I'm really anxious.
Frank: I'm busy tomorrow
Beans: Fine be that way
Frank: Okay, tomorrow works. Where?
Beans: Let's meet in the park parking lot around 9AM. Can you leave it off for like 5 minutes?
Frank: I don't think so
Beans: 3 minutes?
Frank: See you tomorrow
(Silence for the evening)
Beans: OMG your chest is hot, I can just imagine Janet (name changed) rubbing that awesome chest and those rock hard nipples while moaning during sex. Can you tell me about it?

Ummmmm....It would appear that Beans asked to meet Frank in the park so he could look at him without his shirt on. Seriously? Someone tell me I read that wrong.

Stain

Soooo, someone sent a story about a Christian singer who had a porn addiction. My favorite line was this:

"From the outside, it appeared that everything was perfect—a perfect wife, a perfect family, and a perfect career. But looking back, Clay says there was a consistent stain in his life."

Gay Bomb...Seriously

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."