So, here's the next guy. He was only turned in because he was grossing out the guy that worked for me...
This guy was a big fan of Craigslist as well and used it for lunch time quickies. He sent out pictures of himself (ahem... His personal private self) and here was one conversation of his:
Employee: Meet me at (Location removed) theater, they have private rooms upstairs. I will be in room 102. You will come in, turn your back to the room, drop your purse and press your body up against the wall. You will be wearing a shirt and short skirt, no bra and lace panties. You will press your body up against the wall next to the door and I will take you from behind.
Oh, make sure you bring a towel, since it isn't all that clean.
Prospective slut: Ooh, you have me all turned on. But I don't have lace panties, so why don't I just wear no panties.
Employee: No, you will wear lace panties. I like lace panties.
Prospective slut: I don't have lace panties baby, but i will look for some. I don't think I can meet you today though. I'm kind of broken out.
Employee: I don't care if you don't look your best and find those lace panties.
Prospective slut: What I meant was that I have herpes, but don't worry it isn't catching if I am not broken out, I just have to wait for a week or so. I hope that doesn't freak you out.
Employee: No problem, I can just wear a rubber. Meet me.
Prospective slut: Really? Today? Okay, I will see you in an hour I guess.
Employee: Sweet, hey if you have one send me a pic. I will see you there.
Prospective slut: Here you go handsome. I can't wait!
(Attached was a pic of a woman/man, an obvious transvestite. Large adams apple, etc. The message was quarantined and release to him approximately 20 minutes prior to his appointment. We don't know if the pic made it there prior to his meeting or not.)
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4 comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Do I know this guy?? It wasn't an SVP was it?
The guy never should have said "surprise me".
how did you get my conversation with the guy from the theatre? have you been tampering with my email?
Tequila - she doesn't tamper ... she IS email. Remember that.
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