Friday, October 5, 2007

Nothing New - First Guy to get Canned

So I have nothing new, but thought I would share an event that one of the guys on my team caught once... I am not making this up, I swear....

Email coming into company employee:
I saw your ad on Craigslist, what are your rates? How much for a 'happy ending'?

Employee to potential customer:
$75 for standard massage. $100 for massage with me in my underwear. $125 for a massage with me blowing you.

Signed with Employee's name
Company Name
Title
Desk Number

(Classy huh? No liability there...)

Reply to the price list:
How bout $100 option. Motel 6, 6pm tonight.

Multiple customers and repeat customers were caught by our filter and the employee constantly included his company sig line to include logo. Eventually we had to turn this guy in. Oh and who the fuck goes for the $100 option?????

3 comments:

Forrest Proper said...

What was the guy Vice President of?

Jansky T said...

It was all I could do to come up with the $100. I just couldn't get the other 25.

Anonymous said...

oh man, Kevin I'm so sorry. I would have lent you the $25