So listen, I think Beans is actually gay after all. He is in serious denial though. First they got into a tiff about Beans nasty habit, but never fear - they made up! I was proud of Frank for telling Beans, "I planned on doing it (calling and describing his latest sex act), but you are very pushy with that stuff."
Aaaanywho, onto why I believe Beans' sexuality is now further in question...
Beans: So can you just do "the shirt" thing for more than 8 seconds?
Frank: I don't know
Beans: Can we meet tomorrow for "the shirt" please? I'm really anxious.
Frank: I'm busy tomorrow
Beans: Fine be that way
Frank: Okay, tomorrow works. Where?
Beans: Let's meet in the park parking lot around 9AM. Can you leave it off for like 5 minutes?
Frank: I don't think so
Beans: 3 minutes?
Frank: See you tomorrow
(Silence for the evening)
Beans: OMG your chest is hot, I can just imagine Janet (name changed) rubbing that awesome chest and those rock hard nipples while moaning during sex. Can you tell me about it?
Ummmmm....It would appear that Beans asked to meet Frank in the park so he could look at him without his shirt on. Seriously? Someone tell me I read that wrong.
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Ummm ...
Wheres th part where Beans comes off as gay?
You're right Joey, I guess talking about another man's chest and his rock hard nipples isn't gay.
Perhaps I imagined Beans sitting in that car staring at Franks chest too vividly.
I swear to god ... this is one I'd like to re-enact on film!
"The Lives of Frank & Beans"
Do you find them obscene?
I find them odd. I know that Beans was married. Beans and his wife split over a year ago.
I have watched Frank and Beans relationship grow. They never say anything that truly shocks me...I simply find them odd.
Good lord ... you mean there's still shit that shocks you??
Oh Lordy, Beans is as gay as (as Phoebe Fay so poetically put it) Tinky Winky's purple purse. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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